February 2012
ramenfashion:
like home girl can’t catch shit if it drops
That Jiz quote made me laugh so hard I cried a bit.
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“It is one thing to lez out in College, or in prison or after a few Jägerbombs....”
– Jiz
As much as I love Gaga… Fiona is my favorite ever since I was 10.
Sister Bayo: Stefani, were you looking at your neighbor's calculus test?
Gaga: What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about… If you put my test and her test next to each other, side by side, the only similarities are the answers. They're the same ones that have been in calculus for the last 50 years. Just because I'm the first fucking student in 25 years to think of putting it on your test, it doesn't mean I'm a plagiarist, it means that I'm fucking smart. Sorry.
pancakestein:
A Little Story.
curiosx:
While GaGa was walking around an airport she suddenly stopped and saw this little chinese girl.
She knew something about this little girl was special the minute she saw her! GaGa took a look at her hand and smiled.
She then got closer to the little girl and whispered in her ear “One day, you’ll be giving me manicures!”
Then GaGa walked away, very pleased with her decision.
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pokemongifs:
“This is the part of me that you’re never gonna ever take away from me.”
– Katy Perry while researching 2 month old Gaga outfits to recycle. (via jankyass)
