• Sister Bayo: Stefani, were you looking at your neighbor's calculus test?
  • Gaga: What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about… If you put my test and her test next to each other, side by side, the only similarities are the answers. They're the same ones that have been in calculus for the last 50 years. Just because I'm the first fucking student in 25 years to think of putting it on your test, it doesn't mean I'm a plagiarist, it means that I'm fucking smart. Sorry.